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09.06.2025 01:18
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
June's full 'Strawberry Moon' illuminates the night sky next week: Here's how to see it - Space
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Thousands of Netflix fans gather for Tudum - TechCrunch
No go.
share office space ...
Still no good.
Trump airs frustrations with Xi and Jerome Powell over elusive economic goals - NBC News
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Show 1433: What Are the Hidden Dangers in the Air We Breathe? - The People's Pharmacy
No way
Still no good
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Wright State stuns No. 1 Vanderbilt with historic upset in baseball regionals - Yahoo Sports
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
17 more Rite Aid stores to close in WA, including 4 Bartell Drugs - The Seattle Times
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors